dadnotdaddy:

*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me

(via sadbeautifultragic)

neoputa:

asking your murderer to clear your internet history for you

(via french)

,,

Be careful who you vent to.

Realest shit I’ve heard all morning. (via corivicious)

(Source: itsthelesbiana, via uselessdreamss)

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

(via scarletletterswift)

magneito:

"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"

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(via nobucky)

(Source: gwengold, via michaelcliffords)

ambvr:

omg

(via woahio)

ohsoswiftly:

Nah Taylor, there is not a lack of it, we’re right here.

(Source: agronswift, via eyesopen)