i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

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Zoe prank calling Jim Chapman (x)

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Hey I have a crazy idea, what about instead of men’s rights or women’s rights we just call it all human rights and stop separating them by gender because that’s what caused the problem in the first place 

yeah exactly!!

and why don’t we give medicine equally to sick and healthy people??

why don’t we donate food equally to the hungry and the full??

why don’t lifeguards equally help people who are drowning and people who aren’t??


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why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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